![]() Beer Tasting: A Visit To An English Pub.The Myth of Fixed-Price in Software Development.The Road to Universal Coverage in Real-Time Communications.The Road to Continuous Delivery in SW Development. ![]() Traveling to Cambodia – Phnom Penh, Kampot, Sihanoukville, Siem Reap.How to think about my startup valuation?.The acquisition of Opengear by Digi International.Articles by Category Articles by Category Recent Thoughts My interests include Literature, Social Media, Outdoors, Travel, Entrepreneurship, International Perspective, The Arts, Wine. Next Next post: Top 3 Requirements for Agile Outsourcing This is my personal site. Barman “Trying to lose weight?” Atom: “Yes, after Thanksgiving dinner, I am a few isotopes too heavy.” I wish I was as brilliant as him.”Īn Atom walks into a bar and orders Diet Coke. Proton says “Two good friends were in a collision yesterday…”Īn Electron walks into a bar… Barman: “What is the problem?”… Electron: “It is the photon. That is repulsive!Ī Proton walked into a bar order a double. Another Electron walked in to a bar to meet the first Electron. Barman thought he was very unstable.Īn Electron walks into a bar. Barman: “We only sell to protons, are you sure you are a proton?” Proton: “Yes, I’m positive” Neutron: “Not the matter, the anti-matter”.Ī Proton walks into a bar. He found her very attractive.Ī Neutron walks into a bar and order a double scotch. They are presented in no particular order.Īn Electron walks into a bar and order a drink for the proton. Credits to Simon Allen, Roy Atkinson, Allan Berkson, and the public domain (I am sure a few of them are stolen). The most comprehensive set of “Particle walks into a bar…” jokes documented in history. I knew I would not be able to stop unless I put all of them in a single place. ![]() Since them I have wasted precious minutes (hours?) thinking of other smart particle situations (and involved other people through Twitter and Facebook). He was positive he had forgotten an Electron at home. Physics, Humor and Language always catch my attention, so I thought for a few seconds and I replied with my own “Particle walks into a bar…” joke: This neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink, opens his wallet to pay when the barman shakes his head and says………. A couple of days ago, Simon Allen, a friend in the UK got a “Neutron walks into a bar…” joke from Carla (from Oxford High School) and posted it in his Facebook timeline:
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